I would welcome the cold, iron rule of Ms. Hilary Duff.

Anyone but the Sunnis.

The Shiites can suck it.

Hot death will rain down on the Kurds.

Dear President Bush: I vote for candidate Electricity and his running mate Fresh Water. Dillweed.

Thanks for the free “I Voted and Survived” sticker!

Please note: I placed numbers by each candidate in order of preference.  Will accept whichever one is still alive at time of vote counting.

Please, what is an “election”? I was told to come in here and do something with it.

Ruben rules!!  Clay drools!!

On the whole, we totally did better than Ohio.