Why people don’t talk to me.

With a person who left my company to move to a small town and be a stay-at-home Mom:

- Well, it was nice seeing you again, Greg.

- Yeah, I guess you got to get back to--what was the name of the place--Pleasantville, right?

- That’s funny. Though it is strange driving in the Bay Area again. Sometimes where I live I’m the only car on the road.

- Well, at least that gives you lots of Northern Exposure.

- Okay, I’ve got to be going now.

- Back to Wisteria Lane, eh?