The worst thing about keeping a web journal is when people read it who know you in real life.  Then, when you’re in a group of friends and you relate an anecdote that you’ve already posted about, you catch those people rolling their eyes and looking faintly bored.

What is with you?  You already know I’m not interesting enough to entertain you both offline and on.  Either hang out with me and do fun stuff, or surf to the site like an anonymous stranger and leave pithy comments.  You’re no longer allowed to do both.