- Hey, [NAME OF I.T. GUY DELETED]! Thanks for the new computer.

- Yeah, we were finally able to get that to you.

- So listen, I notice that I don’t have any method for pumping out phat beats that make the homies go ‘Yo’ and the honeys go ‘Whoa’ speakers.

- Oh yeah. The newer computers don’t come with speakers.

- Well, listen, sometimes I need to wave my arms in the air like I just don’t care listen to webcasts and online seminars that pertain to my profession of choice.

- That’s true.  I guess you are in the marketing department and probably need speakers.

- Exactly.  For example, sometimes when I’m working late and no one’s around, I crank up the tunes and shake it like tapioca pudding on a broken escalator I listen in to analyst reports and quarterly earnings as broadcast by our competitors.

- You know, that’s cool.  I’m sure I can hook you up with some speakers.

- Thanks, man. I really appreciate the ability to winamp this joint until it’s bleeding funk and pumping junk and basically setting this disco on fire keep abreast of industry trends and help our company remain a market leader.