- Women’s volleyball is totally the best sport.

- Who’s playing?

- It’s actually Brazil versus Brazil.

- Looks more like Brazilian Wax versus Brazilian Wax.

- Do you know that some of the Athens women’s volleyball games have cheerleaders?

- Huh?

- Yeah, it’s a new thing.  Women’s volleyball cheerleaders.

- That’s insane.  That’s like putting corn syrup in kool aid.

- Right.

- I mean, it’s one thing to be a recreational drug user--it’s another to become a full-on addict.

- Right.

- I mean, it’s like--

- Okay, Greg, we get it.

(A woman spikes the ball and wins the point.  She shrieks with delight and hugs her friend.  During the embrace, one of the women pats the other’s butt.)

- Did you see that?  Did you see that?!

- That was sweet!

- Isn’t this thing hooked up to TIVO?  Rewind!

- Okay, hold on--where’s the remote?

- Forget it, guys, the game’s already back on.  Don’t worry, they’ll do it again.

- They’d better.  I need to get reimbursed for years of watching male football players do that.

- Okay, look everyone--we’re putting in the wedding video now.  Okay?