In going to see the movie that I made fun of in the below post, we discovered that the theater lobby had a pinball machine based on the movie that I made fun of in the below post, and said pinball machine was malfunctioning so it perpetually had 20 credits to play.  We played for, like, a year.

I feel very badly that I mocked the franchise that has been so generous to me, and which has given me so much.  I retract everything.  And believe me, when I play pinball I need it to be free pinball.  You know that deaf dumb blind kid?  Well, my wrist isn’t nearly so supple.*

*Don’t worry if you didn’t get that joke.  It means you are young, and you will inherit the earth some day while I turn to dust in my grave.  And while we’re on the subject, I need you, young person, to do some things while you’re inheriting the earth and I’m turning to dust.  Such as: