Holy jesus, look at Arnie’s face.  It’s not even a face.  It’s a mask of death.  I’d like to hit it with a crowbar; I bet I could turn the crowbar into an excellent modern art sculpture.  He’d better hope Mary Cook doesn’t win, because after she gets done taxing breast implants she’s likely to go after face lifts.

Arianna is annoying me.  She dodges every question to go off on some tangential rant or personal attack.  I get the feeling that she’s planning to make back her campaign costs in increased book sales, and that’s the name of her game.

Maybe Cruz Bustamante and Arnie will switch careers.  Arnie becomes governor; Bustamante becomes an action star.  He can co-star in the next Mission Impossible movie.  I can see the poster now: CRUISE.  CRUZ.  No wait, people might think it’s Penelope Cruz.  Well, until they see him.

Only in California: a green candidate in a televised debate.  It’s so cute.  Peter Camejo is like a little baby seal.  Oh look!  He just got clubbed.

Okay, if Tom McClintock says one more time that California’s worker’s comp system should be as low as Arizona’s, I’m going to forward all my junk mail to his house.  California is crammed full of dangerous industries, and that means more workplace hazards.  To say nothing about natural and environmental hazards. Of course our worker’s comp insurance is higher.  What the hell happens in Arizona--people accidentally walk into a cactus?

Dear God.  I don’t want to mark a box next to Shall Gray Davis be recalled?  I want to mark a box next to Is this all a bad dream?