One week later.  (Still bitter.)

With the hour I lost to daylight savings time, I could have

  • Stayed up until 3 a.m. talking on Saturday instead of chugging to a halt at 2

  • Made twelve media placements for my company

  • Learned how to retile my bathroom

  • Written a novel

  • Mastered ju-jitsu

  • Traveled the world on a unicycle

  • Fed the starving

  • Clothed the freezing

  • Ferreted out some of the invisible chains that bind me and tore them asunder, smiling beatifically as they shattered and showered sparks into the air


  • But since I no longer have the hour, I won’t do any of these things.