The Tennessee woman who filed a lawsuit against Janet Jackson for causing outrage, anger, embarrassment, and serious injury has withdrawn the suit.

No specific reason was given, but the judge remarked that it was unlikely the suit would have been heard due to a litigation backlog.  It turns out that hundreds of people file outrage, anger, embarrassment, and serious injury suits against Jackson every time ‘Rhythm Nation’ comes on the radio.

In other news, I was surprised to find out that someone made a “Geese Aplenty” button for his web site.  So if you want one, and God knows you shouldn’t, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind if you right-clicked on it, saved it, and used it borrowed it.

Also notice that my button is sitting on top of Wil Wheaton’s button.  I like to think of it as stepping on Wheaton’s head.  Because really, is Wheaton so special?  Just because he saved the Enterprise every week?  I COULD DO THAT TOO, WHEATON, IF I HAD A SCRIPT THAT SAID ‘NOW YOU GET TO SAVE THE ENTERPRISE.’ YOU’RE NOT SUCH A BIG SHOT.  DAMN YOU WIL WHEATON.

I mean, his web journal has more fans than Jesus and he wrote a book and he always wins blog awards and stuff, but I could gain as much fame and adulation* if I ever bothered to get a web journal, so it’s no big thing.

Oh wait, I do have a web journal.

DAMN YOU WIL WHEATON.

*Although I’m a shoo-in for winning Most Likely to Make a Dumb Janet Jackson Joke at the Exact Moment Everyone Else is Sick of Dumb Janet Jackson Jokes.