You’re throwing off my damn average.  The number one search hit to this site is “Geese,” and it’s almost always by someone on an AOL account.

Well, knock it off.  I want the top search hits to be

“Greg rocks”
“Best blog ever”
“Lauren Graham needs a date”

etc.  So listen up: there are no geese on this site.  Anywhere.  Whatsoever. The title of this blog is just one of those cruel tricks of fate.

Well, okay, there are some geese below.  But aside from the geese below, there are no geese on this site.

(Trivia note: All these geese are thinking to themselves, “Boy, if we had opposable thumbs and could type, we’d never sign up for AOL.)