To hell with the fashion police; wear more spandex.

100 stomach crunches a day.  Don’t need to do them personally--still counts to supervise others.

Return Jennifer Garner’s calls.  2004 was the year of making a point, but it’s time to throw the poor girl a bone.

Enough with being bored in meetings. If no one’s saying anything interesting?  Fingerpaint.

Retire much-beloved one-liner, “I’ve got your weapons of mass destruction right here.”

No longer tolerate street mimes; actively do them harm.

Go back to putting “GREG” on those “HELLO, MY NAME IS” tags.  Scrawling web site address just gets weird looks from people.

Re-read The Davinci Code; make list of important symbols, metaphors, and themes.

Lobby for new title at work: “Duke of York.”

Fumigate.