Wiretapping and invading other countries is lame. We should just declare a Jihad on Jihad.

The Jidahists would say, “We’re going to war for what we believe and we’re not stopping until all of you are dead.”

We’d say, “Back at you.”

“No quarter asked, none given until our righteous fury sweeps over you like hellfire.”

“Right, we’re doing that too.”

“Stop repeating what we’re saying.”

“Stop repeating what we’re saying.”

“STOP IT.  Screw this, we’re going to protest a bunch of cartoons.”

“So are we.  We’re taking to the streets to protest the last fifty years of Marmaduke.”