Who received the judges’ highest rating during a cold call role play with a bunch of salespeople even though I’m not in sales:

ME

Who received the judges’ highest rating during a sales call role play with a bunch of salespeople even though I’m not in sales:

ME

Who has never sold anything effectively, as proven back in cub scouts with a bunch of candy, junior high with a bunch of catalogs, young adulthood with a screenplay, and just about any other time you could point to:

ME

Who suspects there may be something fundamentally flawed about this whole new sales method:

ME