- Now, keep your eyes straight ahead.  You don’t want the laser to miss, right?

- Actually, Doc, I might.

- Why?

- Because it might trip a secret optic nerve and give me heat vision powers, like Superman.

- Maybe it’s best that you don’t talk for a bit.

- ‘You expect me to talk?’ ‘No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.’

- Nurse, are you sure you gave the patient a sedative?