SHE: We are hiring someone to be our general manager marketing director of hand care.

ME: Huh?

SHE: We’re a soap company. This person will handle marketing our hand soap product.

ME: Oh right.

SHE: So we’re trying to figure out how to ask the questions we want to ask without getting sued…

ME:  Like what?

SHE: “How much do you want this hand job?”

ME: .....

SHE: “"What do you need to be paid for this hand job?”

ME: “Tell me about friction you’ve experienced with your previous hand jobs.”