At the movies a while back, I saw two trailers.  One was called Red Eye, a white-knuckle thriller about a cute woman who ends up sitting next to a psychopath on an airplane.  The other was called Flightplan, a white-knuckle thriller bout a cute woman who ends up losing her daughter on an airplane.  Both movies look worthless, but maybe there’s a chance to bulk up the plot a bit by combining them.  Red Eye Flightplan, a white-knuckle thriller about a cute woman who loses her daughter while sitting next to a psychopath on an airplane.

“Stewardess, help me!  That man is crazy!  Also, have you seen my daughter?”

I still wouldn’t go see it, though.

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At the sushi place near my place of work, they’re advertising two specials:

OH YES ROLL

YUMMY YUMMY ROLL

You have to respect a place that cuts the pretentious crap and tells it like it is.

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I made a joke once.  Someone else has done it better.