Effluvia.

Sounds gross but isn’t: goat cheese.

Meeting topic that makes me giggle: “Market penetration.”

People I don’t trust: Anyone named “Ed."*

Source of two recent awesome CD mixes: A fellow purveyor of online verbiage.**

Gender questionable act recently and thankfully avoided: Playing bridge.

Gender questionable act recently done with enthusiasm: Sending out evites for a baby shower.

Recent embarrassing book read: The sequel to Bridget Jones’s Diary.

Book about to be read so I don’t have to answer “The sequel to Bridget Jones’s Diary” when people ask me what I’m reading: A history about the politics behind the making of the Sistine Chapel.

Body part that sounds most like a jungle cat: Femur

Letter I’m most sympathetic toward: “Y"***

*It’s a not a name; it’s a suffix.  Highly suspicious.
**Kate hates the term “blog.”
***Is it a vowel?  Is it not a vowel?  It’s in a constant state of identity crisis.