i’m pretty sure though that you don’t have to oil it up and keep your balls in it overnight.

Huh?
I just want to say one thing.  Some of those transexual “Ladies” are absolutely beautiful, like beyond perfect.  It’s not just the look, its the talk, the way they move, even their sweetness.  On my best day, RuPaul can kick my derriere in the womanly virtue dept. 
The thing is, can they really take it all the way to sex?  Wouldn’t they smell different, for example?  I imagine even a girl bodybuilder has to be squishier than a fairly flabby man.

Thanks for the mental imagery this morning...a few things to ponder as I start my day!

I am however convinced that most men would just have the sex and ask questions later. Most likely they will also lie to themselves afterwards about what actually happened.

If they are too far gone to notice they are with a trannie, they’ll also convince themselves it never happened.

I don’t know what its like for MtoF but I know that the surgery for FtoM leaves a lot to be desired. There’s nothing like a semi-flaccid meat tube in an oversize flesh sack to really get you going in the bedroom.

And just when I thought this post couldn’t get any more visually stimulating, I read “...semi-flacid meat tub in an oversize flesh sack.” Excellent.

BTW, I couldn’t agree more.  Give it a few years.

Maybe “perfect the technology” refers to consuming enough alcohol without passing out or dying?

How does he know that its like a catcher’s mitt?  I think this man rented the car one weekend and loved it but at the same time felt ashamed for giving in.

I could not wait to read the comments on this one. (is the Internet down in the Papa Goose house?)

Papa Goose sent Greg an off-the-blog note about this one. He may choose to post it.
But, dans la nuit, tous les chats sont gris!

Wait, wasn’t Bladerunner just about this sort of thing?

Hah!  Loved it.  I wonder where that exact line is where suddenly the technology is just right.

might jimbo shoots and he SCORES

Here’s what Dad sent me:

“As a medical student at UCLA in the early 60’s I was in the operating room when a couple of these procedures were done. UCLA was at the forefront of this kind of surgery then (and maybe now for all I know - I haven’t been paying attention).  A couple of the post-op patients told me they were barely
functional as females. The grafts were fragile. They were not self-lubricating, which made attention to the use of external lubricants essential. They developed odors that were distinctly not the same as female odors. The newly created vaginal cavities had a tendency to scar closed, so many of them wore devices at
night inside to prevent the shrinkage. All in all, not a great situation.  Now that you’ve raised the issue, I’ll have to do some research on it.

BTW, was this a real conversation?

Dad”

Thanks for my morning dose of meat sack.  This is one for the inponderables…

So, I did my homework. There has been great progress converting the skin of the penis and scrotum into a vagina that has sensation with preservation of potential for orgasm. The tendency to scar down persists and wearing a prosthesis much of the time to prevent it is common. Absence of self-lubrication is a major issue. Sexually mature aroused females produce lubricating mucous (get “wet") and surgically created females do not.

All in all, still much better to be born with chromosomes and psyche in tune.

Okay, I was reading through the comments and reading through the comments, and waiting breathlessly to see what Papa Goose would say, and then came that beautifully lyrical “dans la nuit....” phrase, and I was so impressed, and resolved to send in the renewal cheque for my Papa Goose Fan Club Membership.

Then he went all detailed medical on my ass, and I just have to say “EEEWWW!!”

(the cheque is in the mail)

I’d so much rather join a society for Preservation of Potential for Orgasm than some lame historical monument/landmark preservation thing.

Perhaps if the Gov’t provided a tax break to fuel efficient car owners and people who have sex with trannies, there’d be a tad more interest. Nothing like the American Tax Code to direct beneficial consumerism.

OK, just so I understand… the skin of the scrotum is converted into the vaginal cavity… As I look down and take notice of a few details a queston comes to mind… anyone figured out how to shave the inside of a puss?  Nut sacks are hairy and I don’t care how feminine you are, a big ‘ole tuft of hair coming out of your cootchie has got to be considered an imperfection in the technology.

Hey, dudes. Post-op mtf here. Some of you gents could stand to do a little more homework, or maybe a little real-life research since evidently you’re interested enough to have explored the topic. “Papa” seems not to have understood what he read because “wearing a prosthesis much of the time” is not standard practice. “Odors”? Not with basic hygiene. The “big ‘ole tuft of hair” comment is idiotic and shouldn’t be dignified with a response except I didn’t want it to go uncorrected. Yes, I’m for real, and have no interest in hooking up with anyone, just wanted to address some of the vast ignorance out there.  Any questions?

sparkle, you have a good point--hygiene is required for everyone, regardless of gender or gender-to-be, when it comes to the naughty bits.

And don’t worry--most of what John says doesn’t merit a response, dignified or otherwise.

I exaggerate a general observation on what could nominally be described as a humorous site, you take it personally, and I’m the idiot?  OK, you’re not amused. 

However, Greg, to dismiss me so quickly?  I need to get into a protected social class.  Married white guys get no love from the intellectual leftist elite.

So sorry if I offended you, poor victimized married white guy, but it was your comment I called idiotic, not you. Though you don’t seem very good at fine distinctions, now that you mention it.

Here’s what you don’t get: if I write on someone’s board that all married white guys have ugly, smelly hairballs between their legs, it might conceivably be amusing because there are enough of you around that others can draw their own conclusions. But when I stumble upon a site where people are spreading nasty lies about a very small group I happen to be part of, I know there’s so little accurate information out there that said nasty lies will be taken as fact by that site’s readers. That’s why I’m not laughing. 

It’s you married white guys with most of the protections and the power, you know. But really, Rush—uh, John—this isn’t about intellectuals or leftist elites; it’s about not trashing people you know nothing about. Respect.

but all guys *do* have ugly hairballs between their legs… remember?