HE: And I found out that Green Day was playing a secret show at the club to practice for their upcoming tour, so I grabbed my videocamera, went there, and totally caught them playing their new single.  Then I uploaded it to YouTube.

ME: Wow.  Really?  You did that? I’ve always wondered who films those things and uploads them. And here I am, talking to one of them. You’re one of them. You’re one of those guys.

HE: Yeah! It’s great!  It’s already got 150,000 views and, like, over 100 comments by people saying how cool it is!

ME: Don’t you worried about getting sued?

HE: Oh no, the record company and the band don’t care. It’s, like, free publicity for them.

ME: Okay, cool. So can I find this masterpiece by doing a search on YouTube for your name?

HE: Well, no, you need to do the search for my alias, Biff Barton.