5. I don’t think that dim sum is settling well.
4. Every museum should be required to carry the Exploratorium’s cool magnetic sand.
3. Can I call myself an “Impressionist” if I do a killer version of Fozzie the
Bear?
2. This exhibit is called “Eternal Egypt,” but none of these statues have noses.
1. Okay, so this guy could paint better than I can. But at least I’m not dead.