Why is it that everyone who shares my first and last name bugs the living spit out of me? Either they play for the Dave Matthews Band and already snatched GregHoward.com, or they’re a Republican house member, or they wrote that crappy “Sally Forth” strip, or they’re a complete bozo like this yutz.
I’m seriously about to go all Highlander on every last one of these cretins.
It wasn’t MY idea to name you Greg Howard. I favored Caesar Augustus, or Aloysius to make you distinctive. As it is, I’ll lend you my sword.
Some guy with my name is some homophobic, fundamentalist, xenophobic blowhard whom I can’t beat in the Google listing.
Someday…
Until I meet you in person, and you prove to me that you actually exist, and are not just a clever 12 year old typing out these posts in a basement somewhere in Ohio, I’m gonna have to throw my support behind the guy at greghoward.com. At least I’ve actually seen him, and know that he really can play that stick thing.
You can always do like I did and throw the word “the” in front. That way there would be no confusion as to the REAL Greg Howard. Heh.
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You’re the Real Greg Howard. All them other Greg Howards are just imitating.
When did you start working at Safeco?
that is just you all over, monsieur howard. welcoming smile? that’s the first thing I noticed about you. though i do admit you kept the ardent soccer dad bit a good secret. nice work, aloysius.
One of my namesakes is a famous nerdie author and another owes everyone money.
Hmm..I’d kinda like to see you go Highlander. Imagining you in a kilt actually.....hhmm.....
one of my high school classmates also shares your name. i’m sure he feels your pain!