Swingers.

I hate to be thinking macabre thoughts at a company picnic, but seriously: what is up with the whole pinata thing?  You reward the kids who prove their ability to bash the hell out of something that resembles a living creature.

I can just see the confessions that murderers make on Death Row: “Sure, I killed him, because I was trying to take over the drug cartel.  And also, he made a move on my girlfriend.  And also, I had this strange, half-buried feeling that it would be a good way to access loads of creamy nougat.”

We think of pinatas as having originated in Mexico but there is some evidence that they actually came from China. Either way, the ability to beat something to death for food would be a good skill to have.

Posted by  on  07/20  at  04:49 AM

I live in San Antonio, so I’ve had a lot of experience with pinatas. There is nothing creepier than my mom buying one because it’s,"cute".

Well, other than hearing parents at the park screaming,"Beat the crap out of it!”

Posted by melly  on  07/20  at  05:00 AM

‘Nougat’. Yeuch.

Posted by abby  on  07/20  at  05:15 AM

Piñata-bashing is just ritualistic preparation for everybody’s Robinson Crusoe fantasy. You try whacking a coconut with a stick without any practice.

Posted by Gopi  on  07/20  at  06:03 AM

was the serial killer wearing a blindfold and swinging wildly while the cartel yelled “higher!” and “lower!”

in closing, a rather trivial thing to try and analyze. 

Posted by Tom  on  07/20  at  09:00 AM

I have always been deeply suspicious of nougat. Just what the heck IS that stuff anyway?

Posted by Sawni  on  07/20  at  09:35 AM

Oh, perish the thought that a blog might be trivial.

Posted by Greg  on  07/20  at  09:56 AM

I don’t think I have heard that phrase in years. I always picture Scarlet O’Hara saying it in a breathy voice.

Posted by Tom  on  07/20  at  10:12 AM

I have no doubt that PETA will be starting protests over Pinata abuse by the end of the month.

Posted by cw  on  07/20  at  10:52 AM

That was great!  ...Thanks for the giggle.

Posted by Curiosity  on  07/20  at  10:58 AM

pinatas have feelings toooooo!
[*snif*]

on other notes: mmm nougaty goodness.

Posted by snowy  on  07/20  at  03:14 PM

the best is when they’re real cute, like a pink bunny and you’re just decapitating the shit out of it.

good god

Posted by mona  on  07/20  at  03:32 PM

hey, never underestimate the power of nougat.

smile

Posted by romy  on  07/21  at  12:45 AM

I had to make a pinata in art class when I was a kid.  I remember that the glue we used made it smell funny.  Thus, all candy placed inside of it really stank.  But it was a good high.

Posted by teahouseblossom  on  07/21  at  02:59 AM

Some pinatas have strings to pull so you don’t have to whack them.  Pussies.

Posted by Elle  on  07/22  at  07:01 AM