I’ve been thinking about having my vision corrected with laser surgery. But I’ve worried about the potential side effects.
So I started reading up on the possible complications. One frequent result is the inability to “detect subtle shades of gray.”
So now I feel great about the procedure. If every senior member of our current administration had it done, how dangerous could it be?
oh, the greg, he is a funny man.
Now, if there were only a surgery to remove someone’s head from their ass, that might clear up the vision problem in the White House.
a cephalorectotomy?
Now that pride weekend is coming up here in SF, I need to be careful to make sure that I’m able to distinguish subtle shades of gay.
I got my laser surgery done while listening to oldies radio and can no longer detect whiter shades of pale.
But you’ll gain the ability to see Iraq through rose-colored glasses.
How about a deeper shade of soul?
Ha!
Anna beat me to it, so I’ll add only…
So that must mean, just as I thought, that Cheney’s big specs aren’t for vision correction but to see the darkest fears deep in the hearts of men.
Oh my Goodness, the funny! It’s true!
do you ever watch ‘futurama’? they did a joke about all the blind people who had that surgery.
probably doesn’t help, huh? try alain mikli glasses. the.best.bar.none
Think of all the red doors you won’t have the urge to paint black.
My friend had laser eye surgery. I can’t get that conversation out of my head: “The only thing that bothered me was that I could smell my eye burning and I could see the smoke rising...”
Yeah, have fun with that.
ooooo good one. and good one to dan too!
what a great comment eh? i was overwhelmed by the previous wit.