I have a ton of work to do.  My department’s priority list is a mile long, and there’s urgent deadlines attached to every item.

So I think I’ll spend the entire day deciding whether I’d rather be a zombie or a vampire, if it came down to a situation where I was forced to join the legions of the undead.

So far I’ve only got “zombies eat brains” and “vampires drink blood,” and both of those are in the “Pro” column.