Thank you for that bit of perspective!

well at least that doesn’t impact my sex life. 

i’m a vegetarian.

that brings me so much joy.

I’m just glad they weren’t recalling 94,400 lbs of pen(i)s.

I don’t think it was e. coli....

this adtkins diet thing is getting way out of control.

You’re behind that, aren’tcha Greg?

And they haven’t fixed the website yet? What is that going to take?  Get the print version at Starbucks and save that forever.

oh god. i think i unwittingly bought and prepared and/or am wearing some of those recently and/or now.  damn those quakers.

I prefer the pork panties personally. They go so much better with my beans bra.

Yeah, they’re all right while they’re frozen, but when those suckers start to thaw...look out.

What’s the big deal? Those were totally last year, anyway. Anybody who’s anybody is wearing pork this season (like Lisa V, above). Trichinosis is the new black.

I always see typos at the new york times online but that one is by far the best. I keep picturing a woman dressed as a maid at quaker church sitting very quiet for the hour and knowing she’s wearing panties made of meat. Towards the end for the hours, she feels compelled to speak and is praying that her panties aren’t the ones being recalled.

What, so you just assume it’s a typo?

i wanted to say something funny, but Mir has all in my estimation.

Oh man, that is HI-larious. I read “Fast Food Nation” recently and it totally wouldn’t surprise me if they started making beef panties too…

I wrote a glowing review on she-crap soup once, but this takes the cake. The beefcake, that is.

“trichinosis is the new black” is going to become my new tagline.

thanks, mir.  and thanks, greg.  this gave me a much-needed belly-laugh.

Ok, ok, no need to get your patties in a wad.

Sorry, I couldn’t help it ;o)

THB wins BEST COMMENT IN THREAD AWARD.  Good gosh, I’m laughing hard!  I nearly peed in my patties!