Don’t hit the stewardess button just because I’m bored of flying and the Adam Sandler movie sucks.
Landscape back yard using “The Complete Middle Earth” Lord of the Rings action figure collection.
Don’t let 2010 become another landmark year of celebrity deaths--volunteer to be Kristen Bell’s personal bodyguard.
Show my loved ones I care...Superpoke them once a day.
As for loved ones who aren’t on Facebook, gradually phase them out of “loved ones” status.
Manage my finances better and stop putting all my money into War Admiral; that nag hasn’t won in years.
Achieve a 95% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Unlock the power of my mind--be able to freeze people with a single thought by April, set things on fire by October.
Give up that dangerous, pouting, hunky, shiny vampire and--goddamn it, Bella, get out of here and do your own damn resolutions.
Diet enough that I can get down to my original weight: 12 pounds, three ounces.
I would like pictures of the completed backyard, if possible.
I second the completed middle earth backyard photos.
12lbs!?! I can’t imagine what kind of mother’s day gifts you’re required to give to compensate.
Set things on fire by October? - I like it!
Seriously..you were a major bouncing baby at birth, no?