It’s just possible that it’s time to move out of your current area, when you pick up a copy of the local paper--for example, let’s say yesterday’s Oakland Tribune--and read this headline: “Police arrest 69 people, euthanize 80 birds in cockfighting bust.”
Oakland, you ignorant slut.
Is it bad I miss disgusting headlines like that instead of polygamy and hate filled “family value” news? Utah is the worst: two thumbs down.
Would you prefer, “arrested 80 birds and euthanized 69 people attending a cockfight?” I would, myself.
Oh, it’s so exciting where you live! Our headline today is “Lost jobs add up to speedier commute.” We’re glass-half-full kind of people.
I’m sorry, but this is hillarious...our headlines are plain scary.
69, cock, bust - what?
In all seriousness - how do you even fit 69 people and their eighty birds into one venue!? There must have been clowns involved.
Hahahahaha. My sister is considering moving out there, so I’ll be sure to give her this useful slice of life in the Bay Area.