I have a friend who keeps a journal with her at all times. In the journal, among other things, is a list of life lessons--many of which I have memorized because I find them highly amusing. Over the weekend, she told me that she had recently ignored one of the life lessons and deeply regretted it.
I said, “‘Never make eye contact with a mime’?”
She shook her head.
“‘Never rub an Irishman’s head from behind unexpectedly?’”
“No.”
“‘It is surprisingly difficult to convince a stranger to accept a cupcake?’”
She shook her head.
“Oh.” I suddenly knew which one it had to be. “‘Don’t make out with someone you knew from college. They will act all strange about it afterwards.’”
She nodded sadly.
“It could be worse,” I consoled her. “You could have done that and caught the attention of a mime.”
It’s nice to know that I am not the only one that has found an irish mans head too appealing to resist the the temptation of touching uninvited. A bald irish man in a kilt....yum.
Is the “don’t make out with someone you knew in college” rule consistent with the “girls go to college to find husbands” rule?
Oh. I thought it was “Don’t make out with everyone you knew in college.”
Damn. I have a few things to think over.
I dunno..I always thought Marcel Marceaux was kind of a fox. I might not have been able to resist his advances.
The trick to convincing a stranger to accept a cupcake is to eat half of it first, to show them it is not poisoned. That, and sprinkles.
And never, ever drunk dial!!!!!!!!!!!!
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