I’ll be extremely glad when Bush leaves office, but not for the same reasons that other people will be; it’s because my legs are killing me. The thing to understand about me is that I do whatever signs tell me to do. So whenever I’m about to take an elevator, I always see a sign that says “IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, TAKE STAIRS.” And how else would you characterize the past one-and-a-half terms under Bush but a constant state of emergency? So I’ll be extremely glad when he leaves office and I can take the elevator again. I mean, my legs look great! But I’m really sick of stairs.
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my only beef is that for some reason all my apples taste like oranges.
Re: recently leaked National Intelligence Estimate that says Iraq war is increasing Muslim militance. They didn’t release the preface which says their estimate of the national intelligence is that it’s quite low, and that GW Bush’s intelligence is even lower.
P.S. Have you seen the Big Easy? Ellen Barkin in 1987: those are nice legs.
Heh. Yeah, you must be one of those people who actually HONK when you see those bumper stickers that say, “Honk if you’re [fill in the blank]”