Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Some famous people are known for the lies they told. Think Presidents Kennedy, Eisenhower, Nixon, Clinton, Reagan.  To that list, add Papa Goose who said there would be no Papa Goose blogs. And here we are.  As usual, Greg does wit and humor, while I do pith and rumor.  For today, I offer my special champions list.
Actress with greatest beauty and least talent: Rae Dawn Chong
Actor with greatest beauty and least talent: Keanu Reeves.
Politician with greatest beauty and least talent: George W. Bush
Politician with least beauty and least talent: John Kerry
Politician with greatest beauty and greatest talent: still looking
Politician with least beauty and least talent: too many to count
Movie with greatest hype and no cattle: Catwoman ( other contenders too many to count)
Movie with least hype and most cattle: Lonely are the Brave (you’ll have to look hard to find this one) Many other contenders.

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Kerry used your saying, “All Hat and No Cattle!”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5810451/
Either he’s a reader of yours, or this is a well-known phrase by people other than me…

Posted by  on  09/03  at  08:48 AM

there are actually bumper stickers with that phrase refering to W.

Posted by  on  09/03  at  09:45 AM

It’s from Anne Richards, former governor of Texas. She also famously said that Bush was “born with a silver foot in his mouth”.

Lovely woman, she.

Posted by Gopi  on  09/03  at  11:42 AM

I nominate Paul Tsongas as the Politician with least beauty and greatest talent.  May I further suggest that Louis XIV and Lorenzo de Medici tie for the Politician with greatest beauty and greatest talent.  I hear Thomas Jefferson was pretty dreamy, too.

Posted by  on  09/03  at  04:23 PM

Go figure, but i’m related to Rae Dawn Chong. Her sister is my Aunt.  Also makes me related to Chong from Cheech & Chong. you’re totally right about her. raspberry

more coincidences? Catwoman was filmed here in Vancouver. Halle Berry smiled at my husband from the back of a film truck while on a motorcycle. Fancy.

Posted by colleen  on  09/03  at  05:33 PM

I’d have to vote for Ah-nold for the male with the greatest beauty and least talent . . . and I’m way far from Kah-lee-for-nya. 

Posted by Shamrock  on  09/03  at  07:15 PM

Wait, the “Politician with least beauty and least talent” catagory is on there twice, once for John Kerry and once for all the other politicians in the world.  Is that a misprint?

Posted by Rob E.  on  09/04  at  10:32 AM

haha...Catwoman def has no cattle

Posted by brechi  on  09/04  at  01:41 PM

you are SO wise, papa goose. many enthusiastic head-nods to the rae chong observation.

Posted by bob  on  09/04  at  02:20 PM

Wait a minute--you actually watched Catwoman?

Posted by Greg  on  09/04  at  10:01 PM

Hmm… I was going to say “Wait, the category with “Politician with least beauty and least talent” was in there twice” but I can see someone already wrote that. Anyway, I’m not surprised about Catwoman smile

Posted by Flip  on  09/12  at  12:00 AM


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