*Yes, I’m on a haiku trip.  Deal with it.

Bend it Like Beckham
A feel good triumph
But I only had eyes for
Ms. Keira Knightley.

Finding Nemo
How to find a fish?
Sexually ambiguous
Sidekicks can help tons.

Hulk
An artsy Hulk flick
I’m meant to think deep deep thoughts
Time to take a nap.

Whale Rider
The whale had blubber
And as Pai achieved her dreams
I also blubbered.

Pirates of the Carribean
Pirates are cool, but
Next up is Haunted Mansion
Quit while you’re ahead.

Terminator 3
He saved us again
But I won’t cast my vote for
Governor Arnie.