- Now, keep your eyes straight ahead. You don’t want the laser to miss, right?
- Actually, Doc, I might.
- Why?
- Because it might trip a secret optic nerve and give me heat vision powers, like Superman.
- Maybe it’s best that you don’t talk for a bit.
- ‘You expect me to talk?’ ‘No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.’
- Nurse, are you sure you gave the patient a sedative?
Congratulations on your new ‘n’ improved eyeballs! Contacts, be gone!
I think I’d prefer X-ray vision… heat vision is all well and good but it’s bit invasive when you stare a little TOO intently at that lovely lady across the street…
Allegedly
I hope you are kidding about this.....
This might be a new personal record for your oldest pop-culture reference.
You rock. That’s all I have to say.
Got any more of that sedative lying about?
I love the smell of burning eyeballs in the morning.
Wasn’t there a scene like this in that Minority Report movie?
I’m so jealous.
shoulda asked him to laser off that unsightly nosehair while he was at it.
just sayin’. i’ve been hearing things.
:/
I’ve been thinking about getting laser eye surgery myself, but I’ve been wondering: once they install the lasers in your eyes, how do you control them?
wow! so you’ve decided to do it? you’ve done it? you’re going to have it done?
how did it go? or when is it scheduled for? was it scary or do you think it will be? how are you going to hold your eyes still?!
Dying to hear the update on this. My eye doc keeps trying to talk me into those lenses you wear at night that squash your eyeballs flat so that you see perfectly with your own eyes during the day.
Belinda (who once heard a general surgeon say of her during a procedure--to the anesthesiologist--"Would you hit her again? She’s still TALKING.”
OMG - that was snort and laugh out super loud funny.