For crying out loud.

I was just kidding, you freaks.

Wow, weird… Hilatron (http://www.leisureagency.org/blogatron, I’m too lazy to do HTML right now) had the exact same idea a while ago and also just expressed her horror that they’ve actually done it.  I guess the people at Fox read blogs.

Posted by EV  on  12/16  at  05:17 AM

i certainly hope you’re getting some royalties off of this!

Posted by snowy  on  12/16  at  05:17 AM

holy crap.  thats just .... appalling.

Posted by  on  12/16  at  05:20 AM

This will, of course, be followed by the wildly successful show “Who’s Your Passel of Illegitimate Half-Brothers and Sisters”.

Posted by Keith  on  12/16  at  05:38 AM

You’re just pissed because they’re not paying you. Plus, you picked the wrong dad, didn’t you?

Posted by  on  12/16  at  05:58 AM

geez.
TV is weird.

Posted by romy  on  12/16  at  06:52 AM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. That is simply disturbing.

Posted by kerewin  on  12/16  at  07:00 AM

Who would have thought anyone could top Wife Swap or The Littlest Groom?

Posted by abby  on  12/16  at  07:33 AM

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by CF  on  12/16  at  07:56 AM

Yeah, Greg? I’m going to ask that you stop blogging immediately before the networks find the rest of this thing because...um...I’ve read a lot of your other posts and...<shudder>....

Posted by lunac718  on  12/16  at  09:28 AM

Don’t mock. I mean, come on...they had teamsters on their set that were crying. It’s for the teamsters really.

Posted by Dirty Dan Sin  on  12/16  at  09:58 AM

maybe the would have a spinoff like the Bachelor series......something along the lines of ‘Who’s the daddy of my child?’

Grossness and shudder factor for that one....very high

Posted by Teresa  on  12/16  at  10:21 AM

You are the ORACLE!

Posted by lisa  on  12/16  at  11:31 AM

It will be IMPOSSIBLE not to get choked up.  That is quality television.

Posted by jennn  on  12/16  at  11:44 AM

Michael, I’m the right Dad. It’s the wrong world.

Posted by Papa Goose  on  12/16  at  12:24 PM

Or, even more horrifying, the show where teenage kids realise their embarassing folks are actually their real parents! The novelty vaule might be low, but it’s got universal appeal…

Posted by Dani  on  12/16  at  01:37 PM

ha hahaaahaha .... ha..  ew.  ow.  ouch.

Posted by  on  12/16  at  11:38 PM

All they need is Jenny Jones hosting the thing and it. would. be. purrrrrfect!  Nonooooo.. wait.. Jerry Springer!  Then you can bring on the onslaught of unknown half-midget-hivpositive-borninsiberia-siblings.

Posted by  on  12/17  at  07:43 AM

Priceless.

Posted by Flip  on  12/17  at  08:10 AM

i’m just not sure that the teamsters and i have the same criteria for what makes one weepy. 

Posted by Jules  on  12/17  at  02:25 PM

Holy shit.

Posted by y  on  12/19  at  05:16 PM

dude.  get your ass to hollywood.  do you know how much cash there is in launching just one successful show?  one?  you could retire to blog permanently in just a few months!

Posted by The Mighty Jimbo  on  12/21  at  06:03 AM