SHE: We are hiring someone to be our general manager marketing director of hand care.
ME: Huh?
SHE: We’re a soap company. This person will handle marketing our hand soap product.
ME: Oh right.
SHE: So we’re trying to figure out how to ask the questions we want to ask without getting sued…
ME: Like what?
SHE: “How much do you want this hand job?”
ME: .....
SHE: “"What do you need to be paid for this hand job?”
ME: “Tell me about friction you’ve experienced with your previous hand jobs.”
No comments after 48 hours. Greg, you left your audience speechless.
they’re all thinking about how much they’d like a hand job.
being politically correct sucks!
Sorry Papa,
It only took me so long to respond because I was trying to figure out how to get the accent marks in:
“Imagine all of the experience in that stack of resumes.”
Alas, I could not. And now my joke has fallen flat. They don’t tell you that when you first switch from a PC to a Mac, you will have comedy lag. I expect to be significantly less funny for at least another week. Thanks for keeping me laughing in the meantime Greg!
This sounds like my last job, in consumer products. There was also the guy whose title was “Chief R&D;Officer: Underam”