Firm grasp.

SHE: We are hiring someone to be our general manager marketing director of hand care.

ME: Huh?

SHE: We’re a soap company. This person will handle marketing our hand soap product.

ME: Oh right.

SHE: So we’re trying to figure out how to ask the questions we want to ask without getting sued…

ME:  Like what?

SHE: “How much do you want this hand job?”

ME: .....

SHE: “"What do you need to be paid for this hand job?”

ME: “Tell me about friction you’ve experienced with your previous hand jobs.”

No comments after 48 hours. Greg, you left your audience speechless.

Posted by  on  01/18  at  10:25 AM

they’re all thinking about how much they’d like a hand job.

Posted by  on  01/18  at  05:41 PM

being politically correct sucks!

Posted by fizzgig  on  01/19  at  11:14 AM

Sorry Papa,
It only took me so long to respond because I was trying to figure out how to get the accent marks in:
“Imagine all of the experience in that stack of resumes.”
Alas, I could not. And now my joke has fallen flat. They don’t tell you that when you first switch from a PC to a Mac, you will have comedy lag. I expect to be significantly less funny for at least another week. Thanks for keeping me laughing in the meantime Greg!

Posted by  on  01/20  at  12:53 AM

This sounds like my last job, in consumer products.  There was also the guy whose title was “Chief R&D;Officer: Underam”

Posted by teahouseblossom  on  01/30  at  09:00 AM