I have it on good authority it was designed by a man trying to make it harder for his wife to find her credit cards.

I think the camo wallet is a great idea but they’re using the wrong camo - unless you want to make sure a goddamn deer doesn’t lift it while you’re hunting.  Better choices might be:
* Restaurant banquette sienna
* Bus-seat mottlebrown
* Jumble-of-scrawled-notes-stuffed-into-pocket pattern
* Color of Money (less effective if you don’t keep the wallet in a giant pile of money)
* Transparent (for my broke-ass self, this would result in effective invisibility of the wallet)

further on this subject: http://www.chucklehut.org/index.php/site/ind/hide_and_seek/

Camo aside, anyone still using a velcro wallet? WTF? Look for the guy checking the tire pressure on his house. I think it’s his.

That’s assuming you drop it in woodland brush. Otherwise--and in most locations I know--you’ll see it just fine.

It’s the one that’s in stacks-of-paperwork camo that would be hard for me to find.