This site has been around long enough that it’s about time I engaged in full-on hatred and spite with someone I’ve never met.  Because, y’know, that’s what people do on the Internet.  They get upset about politics, and religion, and which Captain of the Enterprise was better, and so forth.

I now have my foe.

It started when Krissa compared her real-life encounters with me and popular blog-type Joshua Newman, and decided that she couldn’t choose between us in terms of overall entertainment value.

This response caused Joshua to send me an email full of hate and venom, to which I responded in kind.*

This will end in blood, my friends.  In blood.

*Yes, I misspelled “appalling” in my response.  You try to write an email on a tiny laptop in the middle of a meeting while keeping a straight face so nobody asks you what the hell you’re doing.