Effluvia.

Sounds gross but isn’t: goat cheese.

Meeting topic that makes me giggle: “Market penetration.”

People I don’t trust: Anyone named “Ed."*

Source of two recent awesome CD mixes: A fellow purveyor of online verbiage.**

Gender questionable act recently and thankfully avoided: Playing bridge.

Gender questionable act recently done with enthusiasm: Sending out evites for a baby shower.

Recent embarrassing book read: The sequel to Bridget Jones’s Diary.

Book about to be read so I don’t have to answer “The sequel to Bridget Jones’s Diary” when people ask me what I’m reading: A history about the politics behind the making of the Sistine Chapel.

Body part that sounds most like a jungle cat: Femur

Letter I’m most sympathetic toward: “Y"***

*It’s a not a name; it’s a suffix.  Highly suspicious.
**Kate hates the term “blog.”
***Is it a vowel?  Is it not a vowel?  It’s in a constant state of identity crisis.

My God, the sequel to Bridget Jones’s Diary!?!  Is your flow particularly heavy this month or what? 

Posted by cw  on  01/23  at  05:21 AM

i’ve always had a deep relationshyp with “y” as well.  a truly mysunderstood and mysused letter.

and i certainly don’t trust that weasel “ed” from the tv show.

Posted by bryan  on  01/23  at  05:44 AM

thank you for your sensitivity to my feelings on that word.  you must’ve learned that from helen fielding.

Posted by kate  on  01/23  at  06:15 AM

mark
it’s not a name it’s a verb!

Posted by meredith  on  01/23  at  07:13 AM

Can you blame the girl? And Kate, how come I don’t get musical love from you

Posted by Ismat  on  01/23  at  07:21 AM

I hate the word too, but that doesn’t stop me from talking about bloggers and blogresses. I think the feminine form makes up for the hideous word root.

And let’s not forget ‘w’, the other ambiguous vowel. Source of such words as “cwm” that only Scrabble geeks (and I) know.

Posted by Gopi  on  01/23  at  07:21 AM

i am more sympathetic towards Q. mostly because it usually has to bring its baby brother U along for the ride. and we all know what it’s like having to drag the dorky kid brother around all the time. 

Posted by snowy  on  01/23  at  07:22 AM

because i don’t have your address, you silly thing!

Posted by kate  on  01/23  at  07:37 AM

i’m in the non-vowel camp on the Y issue.  (there are camps, right?) Why is Y so much more ambiguous than W?  odd, that.

and thanks.  this is way better than spiders.

Posted by romy  on  01/23  at  08:13 AM

Someday my spider posts will be appreciated.  And my pretentious winter-themed posts.  Hell, my whole site.

Posted by Greg  on  01/23  at  08:27 AM

I also don’t trust people whose names are verbs, like “Skip.”

Posted by meg  on  01/23  at  08:30 AM

Is the Bridget Jones sequel the one with Jar-Jar? I hate that dude.

Posted by Hot Toddy  on  01/23  at  09:00 AM

- and I always thought “tibia” sounded like some sort of antelope.  “The femur took down the wounded tibia in the tall grass.” Also: My sympathies run to “X.” Jack Valente has given it a bad rap, and it sounds like a has-been even when it’s brand new. 

Posted by dan  on  01/23  at  09:20 AM

Okay, whatever, I really liked the sequel to Bridget Jones’ Diary. But I totally don’t tell people about it.

Posted by  on  01/23  at  09:27 AM

I’m sure you don’t.  Which is part of the problem.  I hate it when people dismiss whole categories of fiction because they’re demeaning or the wrong age/gender.  What a waste.  Bottom line: it made me laugh.  Just like Nick Hornby does, who is pretty much Helen Fielding for Guys.

Posted by Greg  on  01/23  at  09:39 AM

The second Bridget Jones was hysterical.  And I can’t ever read enough of Nick Hornby. Maybe I’ll go home and read “How To Be Good” again this weekend....
The trick is to balance the above with things like history and classics.  I’m only an idiot half the time then.

Posted by  on  01/23  at  10:19 AM

I reserve me out-of-demographic spells for TV. I loved Once and Again. That’s the only reason Lifetime is worthy of my remote-control.

Posted by Gopi  on  01/23  at  10:59 AM

don’t feel sorry for x.  people love them - in threes, at least.

Posted by kate  on  01/23  at  11:07 AM

But the sequel to Bridgest Jones is a really good book!  As is High Fidelity, which people definitely told me I wouldn’t get because I wasn’t a guy.  Completely untrue.  I thoroughly relate.

Posted by jennn  on  01/23  at  11:49 AM

So what you’re really all saying is that you love Hugh Grant.  And the first person to make me a CD mix of all the songs in Nick Hornby’s latest wins a prize (and I mean all the songs, not just the sampler that comes with it, which I didn’t even get).

Posted by EV  on  01/23  at  12:11 PM

my favorite ‘sounds cute but isn’t’ is the dingleberry.
weep not for the ‘x’ as it has many a champion. straight-edge kids wear them big on the hand...I even have one tattooed on my left arm. hell, ‘x’ is the letter so cool that they named an apathetic generation after it. good enough for malcolm, good enough for me.

Posted by DirtyDanSin  on  01/24  at  11:43 AM

‘edge of reason’ is funnier than the original.
the end.

ps- i’m gonna marry colin firth

Posted by sandy  on  01/25  at  09:07 PM

just had to register my vote that goat cheese IS gross.  Tried to like it, can’t.  BAD yuppie!  Bad!

Posted by jen  on  01/26  at  07:21 AM