We’re both wearing the same tie. I can’t believe we’re both wearing the same tie. A red tie with polka dots. But wait--Kerry’s tie is dumb. If you connect the dots in a certain way on my tie, you can create a nice dandelion. His tie can’t do that at all.
The moderator from CBS News, Bob Schieffer, better be damn glad he’s on that side of the table. He has a stripey tie, like a barber shop pole. I’d totally kick his ass.
Funny, it didn’t look like there were any thoughts going through his head…
oh snap. i was gonna add something, but i’m liking Mick’s comment so much that I’m just gonna giggle and go on with my day.
I listened to the debates instead of watching them to make sure my opinions weren’t influenced by tie color. After reading your post, I am changing my vote. I *heart* dandelions.
If you looked real close, you’de notice that Kerry’s tie had a hint of Fuchsia…
You forgot, ‘Damn, I’m turning all red again.’
Bob’s tie totally pissed me off - it was both stripey and PINK. Goddamn pinko. And Bush should go ahead and invade Kerry for taking the republicrat tie color. Kerry gets blue; doesn’t he watch CNN?
The thing that would really tell the difference is a lingere comparison. I’m figuring beige y-fronts for Kerry, and GI Joe underoos for Bush. Support our troops!
I think I could kick both their asses. And I wanted to.
The first thing I said when I saw Bush and Kerry was “Is twin-dressing mandatory or coincidental?” My husband was obviosly REALLY listening because he didn’t even chuckle.
I’ve been wondering how many “Master Debater” jokes have been going around the Oval Office lately. That scares me.
and did anyone notice they both had identical flag pins in the identical spot on their left left lapel!!!
You forget “it’s a difficult job...it’s a hard job” to pick out a tie.