Debate #3: Bush thought bubble.

We’re both wearing the same tie.  I can’t believe we’re both wearing the same tie.  A red tie with polka dots.  But wait--Kerry’s tie is dumb.  If you connect the dots in a certain way on my tie, you can create a nice dandelion.  His tie can’t do that at all.

The moderator from CBS News, Bob Schieffer, better be damn glad he’s on that side of the table.  He has a stripey tie, like a barber shop pole.  I’d totally kick his ass.

Funny, it didn’t look like there were any thoughts going through his head…

Posted by Mick  on  10/14  at  04:38 AM

oh snap. i was gonna add something, but i’m liking Mick’s comment so much that I’m just gonna giggle and go on with my day. 

Posted by patricia  on  10/14  at  05:58 AM

I listened to the debates instead of watching them to make sure my opinions weren’t influenced by tie color.  After reading your post, I am changing my vote.  I *heart* dandelions.

Posted by  on  10/14  at  06:19 AM

If you looked real close, you’de notice that Kerry’s tie had a hint of Fuchsia…

Posted by CF  on  10/14  at  06:36 AM

You forgot, ‘Damn, I’m turning all red again.’

Posted by Dirty Dan Sin  on  10/14  at  06:47 AM

Bob’s tie totally pissed me off - it was both stripey and PINK.  Goddamn pinko.  And Bush should go ahead and invade Kerry for taking the republicrat tie color.  Kerry gets blue; doesn’t he watch CNN? 

The thing that would really tell the difference is a lingere comparison.  I’m figuring beige y-fronts for Kerry, and GI Joe underoos for Bush.  Support our troops!

Posted by dan  on  10/14  at  07:30 AM

I think I could kick both their asses.  And I wanted to.

Posted by Theresa  on  10/14  at  10:32 AM

The first thing I said when I saw Bush and Kerry was “Is twin-dressing mandatory or coincidental?” My husband was obviosly REALLY listening because he didn’t even chuckle. 

Posted by R  on  10/14  at  03:09 PM

I’ve been wondering how many “Master Debater” jokes have been going around the Oval Office lately.  That scares me.

Posted by Casey  on  10/14  at  04:47 PM

and did anyone notice they both had identical flag pins in the identical spot on their left left lapel!!! 

Posted by la chica loca  on  10/15  at  04:47 AM

You forget “it’s a difficult job...it’s a hard job” to pick out a tie. 

Posted by Pudgy  on  10/20  at  09:25 AM