I’m learning a lot at my conference. I’ve especially learned a lot about maximizing time and resources.
For example, it turns out that if I’ve had very little sleep, a martini has triple the impact on me.
So I’ve realized that I can save on drinking by simply staying up later at night so I’m exhausted by the time I partake of a beverage. This is also advantageous because it gives me more hours in the day for high-level objectives--such as drinking martinis.
Conferences are very educational.
I feel a little jealous. I’ve been home with my kids all week. :( I wanna go out and learn these kinds of things too!
At least you have your priorities in order.
Try going almost two years without drinking and then have Barcardi Limon with Diet Coke. Oh, don’t forget to take the cold pill right before. Yeah, I’m not one for the alcohol tolerance. However, I did not lick anyone. I just talked about wanting to lick people.
That’s a, uh, really good plan for making the most of life. Yeah.
Not sure telling The Internet that you’re a cheap date demonstrates your newfound intelligence.
Soooooo, wanna go out sometime?;-)
These are life lessons you’re learning.
Remember to take note for future conferences.
Oh, and go back with three official things you’ve learned, so they’ll send you back next year.
Have fun!
You haf learned well grasshoppa…
Impressive that you are learning and have managed to plug in and post while imbibing. I’d have shocked myself and may very well next week while I try to master wireless while downing many gin and tonics. Unlike you, I don’t really plan on learning anything, however.
Bottoms up!
Anne http://www.tinykingdom.typepad.com
Wow, you’re your own cheap date. That’s always nice.
My problem is that alcohol makes me MORE tired, so if I’m already tired when I drink it, I just pass out.
And as always, you are kind enough to share these important breakthroughs with us. I raise my (martini) glass to you.
Mmmm..martinis…