Much has been made of Condoleeza Rice’s willingness to protect the contents of an FBI memo, dated from before 9/11, entitled “Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.”
That controversy has died down somewhat, but a new classified memo has since emerged. Written by Rice herself in her previous guise as Skeletor, arch-nemesis of He-Man, the memo is entitled: “My Plans for Learning the Secret of Castle Grayskull and Conquering Eternia.”
Ah, yes, the old Spy Magazine “Separated at Birth” feature. How I miss those heady days of satire, when the Republicans were dominant in government and we were deep in the shit in Iraq and . . . oh.
You mean SKELETOR??
http://www.livejournal.com/users/ilblissli/20266.html?view=13866
styro, I think that’s the strangest thing that I’ve ever seen.
here’s your evil sorceress. You made the common mistake of thinking Condi was Donny. Donny’s the one with the fleshless mirthless grin; Condi has the ice-skater’s butt and the power to cloud mens’ minds. And may HeMan wreak his vengeance on them all.
Isn’t it frightening how similar her hair is to James Brown’s?
ETERNIA!
Whoa, styro, that’s really something. I guess there’s nothing really unsanitary about putting a mummified cat on the kitchen counter, but I don’t think Martha Stewart would approve.
you people concern me.....
no, no, no, you’ve got it all wrong! maria shriver is skeletor! http://stacks.msnbc.com/news/2022978.jpg
well we know she ain’t oprah!
wow… aren’t there animal rights laws? And is that a real cat or some paper mache thing he put together?
oh, dear.
Now that, my friends, is a classic “coffee all over my screen” moment
After seeing Janet Jackson on SNL looking earily like Ms. Rice and pulling a faux nipple showing, I think I am scarred for life. American politics are good fun.
p.s. my nickname for years was She-ra because of my frightening upper body strength. Although I am second guessing admitting that here. Oh well. (SUBMIT)
Ha! I love it!
Uncanny........