I love picking through old ruins. Back home in Oakland, California, I find no more pleasant way to pass an afternoon than sift through boarded up houses and search for old hypodermic needles. What history they impart to us! How it fires the imagination to think of the people who used them, and what their lives were like!
So it shouldn’t come as any surprise that I went to Adare in County Limerick in order to see several old medieval ruins, including a well known Franciscan friary, founded by the Earl of Kildare in 1464. The old woman behind the counter said “You need to get there by car. There’s no foothpath, and it’s too narrow over the bridge to walk, especially in this kind of heavy traffic we’re having today.”
My guidebook said nothing about needing a car. I looked at her suspiciously. Unlike Dublin’s Temple Bar and Galway, where I was somewhat long in the tooth compared to the throngs of tanned people on the hunt for beer and saliva, I was distinctively young for Adare. This was a place for old retired people to stop and browse for floral prints in tourist shops. Their danger was my opportunity. I’m sorry, Mom and Dad, but I didn’t want to lie on my deathbed and wish that I had braved the bridge to see the ruins. It was time to step out of the frying pan and into the friar.
As I suspected, the walk wasn’t really all that bad. Yes, the traffic was a little nervewracking. Irish eyes are smiling? No, Irish eyes are red-rimmed with road rage. And although I had been blessed with clear weather the entire week, today the clouds split open and rain hammered the road. I moved slowly and kept close to the bridge rail. The peril wasn’t all that perilous, and I got to my destination soon enough.
It was great. I am not superstitious, but I like to visit places that make it obvious why other people are superstitious. In the cloudy, rainy weather, the ruins of the friary were ethereal, spectral. The word that came to mind, although it was early afternoon, was “gloaming.”
Of course, all of this was only true as long as you kept your head inside the ruins. Because I neglected to mention that the friary is smack in the middle of a golf course. Forgotten golf balls were mixed inbetween the stones, and when you stepped outside the crumbling altar area, machines that rattled and belched smoke were busy tending the grass. So on top of everything else, maybe the friary is a metaphor for the way E.U. money is changing the face of Ireland and slowly engulfing its historical heritage? Nah. I think it’s a metaphor for the fact that ruins are totally cool.
There is a coke machine in the Blarney Castle.
Will you come out of this with a novel slash thriller ala Brown slash Pratchett? If so, I promise to read and love it.
“It was time to step out of the frying pan and into the friar.”
You did this post for that one line, didn’t you? Still laughing.
Did you stop to consider the peril from errant golf balls?
I hope you collected those golf balls up and sold them back to the club to subsidise your trip.
I was in Cork County this time last week. I don’t have any idea what the big city of Dublin is like, but where I was, it was so quiet. And no light pollution; you could see every single star.
The ruins are amazing, and the Hydrangeas and Fuchsia...and the air smells so good. And aren’t the potatoes flavorful?? (Sh*t, since Dan Quayle I forget how to spell that.)
You can make little peaks in the foam on your Guinness and they’ll last for a half hour, so they say, but I couldn’t not drink them.
There is a place in Kinsale, co. Cork, called The Wild Goose Studio. In case you were interested. (http://www.wildgoosestudio.com.)
Have a wonderful time.
Ruins are extremely cool. Especially in Ireland, when they just seem to pop up all over the place… 400-year-old abbey here, 200-year-old famine cottage there… and oh look, a 3000-year-old stone circle standing in a field, surrounded by cows. Ah, what a place.
Every once in awhile I’m forced to actually leave a comment, not just think it. This is one of those awhiles. I LOVE to see a metaphor nipped in the bud and you made me proud. Well done.
Perhaps it’s a metaphor for golf’s insidious plot to take over the civilized world.
-- david
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