Books I’ve decided not to write.

Fingernails: A Williams-Sonoma Cookbook

Annotated Guide to Ten Heavenly Seasons of Seventh Heaven

Straight, White, and Middle-Class: A Stirring Memoir of Childhood

30 Things I’ve Done at Work that Should Have Got Me Fired

Sort of Left Behind, Maybe, Depending on How You Look At It: A Chilling Parable for Agnostics

Being an Idiot for Dummies

Retire Rich by Age Eight

The DaVinci Cold: A Guide to Allergies Suffered by Major Historical Figures

The Mel Gibson Guide to Hebrew Mythology

Origami!