What’s up with these Japanese mirror sites of people’s blogs, including mine, which have been modified to include a porn link at the top?  Seriously guys--this is just pathetic considering how you rocked in the ‘80s.  You shrank all those microchips and stuff.

But it’s not too late to regain your glory days.  Knock off the copycatting and go invent a Cheez-It cracker that doesn’t get all gummy in my mouth, or something.