Much has been made of Condoleeza Rice’s willingness to protect the contents of an FBI memo, dated from before 9/11, entitled “Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.”
That controversy has died down somewhat, but a new classified memo has since emerged. Written by Rice herself in her previous guise as Skeletor, arch-nemesis of He-Man, the memo is entitled: “My Plans for Learning the Secret of Castle Grayskull and Conquering Eternia.”

Posted by Greg at 02:00 AM on 04/30/04