Dear Neighbors,

You may hear some noise coming from unit #306 between 7-7:30 pm on Friday. My partner and I are engaging in an exercise routine that requires us to keep our voices at a high pitch part of the time.

I’ve done that exercise routine too. But no one has to raise their voice until the one playing the maiden says “You may have ruthlessly abducted me, Mr. Pirate, but I will simply scream until I am rescued!”