ME (excitedly): How can they talk about remaking Poltergeist? It’s perfect the way it is. I don’t care if the special effects are dated.

COLLEAGUE: You’re probably right.

(Young, female co-worker walks by)

ME: YOU! What do you think of Poltergeist?

YOUNG FEMALE CO-WORKER: Older guys?

ME: ....

YOUNG FEMALE CO-WORKER: Why are you asking what I think of older guys?

ME: Not older guys. POLTER GEIST.

YOUNG FEMALE CO-WORKER: Whatever.

COLLEAGUE: Greg, tell me again how it is that you still have a job.