1. A long post that reminds you of that Steve Martin line from “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles”: “When you’re telling these little stories, here’s a good idea--have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.”

2. “And he said LOL!  And I said LMAO!  And he said ROFLMAO!  And I said Why is AOL so hard to use?”

3. “I just had a startling breakthrough with my therapist.”

4. “None of my co-workers seem to care about my thoughts on how technology can assist us in becoming better stamp collectors.  Fortunately, I have this blog.”

5. “Rush Limbaugh can say it better than I can.  Click the link to become enlightened!”

6.  “You BET I have opinions on what will happen at the end of ‘Joe Millionaire,’ ‘The Bachelorette,’ and ‘American Idol’!!!!!”

7. “I don’t think my wife knows about it.  Let’s hope that nobody who reads this blog decides to tell her.”

8. “Captain’s Log, Stardate February, 2003.  I ran into the hot tamale today, and let me tell you, she had her phasers set on ‘stunning.’”

9. “I can’t tell you how much I hate ‘Geese Aplenty.’”

10. A gratuitously grumpy post that slams other people’s blogs.

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