The inestimable Kerry from the Safeword suggested I submit my new word, “slothpants,” to the Pseudo Dictionary.  I’m pleased to announce that the word is now officially part of the pseudo-lexicon.

This is a perfectly fine intermediary step until it’s accepted by the Oxford English Dictionary.

Also a priority item: getting White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer to legally change his name to “Avid Flashdancer.”