(Chatting with the CEO of Friendster)

Me: Thanks for speaking at our event.

Him: No problem.

Me: I have to ask you something that everyone asks you all the time.

Him: Okay.

Me: Will you be my Friendster?

Him: Heh.  You know, my rule is that I have to have met the person at least once.  I get dozens of requests every day from people I’ve never met.  A Friendster network is supposed to be about real friends and acquaintances.  I don’t understand people who add strangers or famous people.  Internet people are weird.

Me: Now I feel bad about having added Mila Kunis.