Wakes up next to Suzanne Pleashette

Eats in a diner with friends, 10-second blackout

Kills King Claudius before dying of a wound

Disappears under the ocean with the whale

Realizes he’s a ghost, and so is Nearly Headless Nick

Realizes Hermione is actually a woman

Caught texting to underaged staffers

Loses Florida in last-ditch recount